As part of my never-ending and desperate attempt to validate my deeply uncool decision to move to the suburbs, I’m DELIGHTED to report that we’ve nabbed another big name:

Fresh off his success and critical acclaim (Oscar rumors?) from his supporting role in Brad Pitt’s Moneyball and also after shedding a few pounds, Superbad Jonah Hill has decided to settle down in the suburbs. He’s sold his Hollywood condo recently for $835,000 and has now decided to throw down $2.2 million for a quaint suburban home in the Valley. Hill still has a $1.9 million casa off Mulholland Drive in the Hollywood Hills. His new home is located in upper-class Tarzana, California (named after Tarzan, no joke) Jonah has all the laid-back luxuries of the suburbs to enjoy.

The post, from something called CelebrityNetWorth.com (yikes!) then pulls all the property photos, probably from the online listing, to show you what kind of house he bought.

That’s pretty good, right? I mean, it’s not Brad Pitt, but it’s a guy who’s in a movie with Brad Pitt.  That has to count for something.

Welcome, Jonah!